Best Friend Simulator
A weekly podcast with Josh and Denis, two best friends talking about stuff. Sometimes aliens.
4 years ago

Episode 62: BFS Says Goodbye

Topics include: welcome to the last episode!, our new show is called Dial E for Eerie so stay tuned!,updates on some old segments, paranormal/weird topics we never got around to covering, and some thanks to some very special folks. Thanks to returning gu...

5 years ago

Episode 61: "The Seeing of the Penis Could Set You Off On An All New Adventure"/ The Montauk Project Part 3

Topics include: Does Josh smell old?, Denis watched 146 eps of New Girl AMA, Josh's dishrag gets a little juicy, Denis looked toward a man's penis, animal presidents, Denis is mean about people liking things, and part 3 of The Montauk Project! ! ********...

5 years ago

Episode 60: "One Full Leprechaun"/ The Montauk Project Part 2

Topics include: Denis was fart-fired, an announcement about the future of BFS, can your two favorite podcast hosts learn how to read again?, Pickle Friends!/Devil Ham, and Josh's Paranormal Portal: The Montauk Project Part 2! ****************************...

5 years ago

Episode 59: "Meat Bees"/The Philadelphia Experiment & The Montauk Project Part 1

Topics include: How 'bout that fuckin' black hole?, Josh has been thinking about that one commercial, Denis is mad about drug commercials and Josh fails to recreate one, Denis needs some cat advice, yellowjackets apparently aren't bees, "meat bees", BFS ...

5 years ago

Episode 58: "That Sandwich Had Been Eaten 50 Years Ago"

Topics include: Josh and Denis give well-deserved thanks and apologies, important pillow updates, Old men yell at clouds, Georgia(n)(restaurant) on my mind, and then things go off the rails ******************************************** Do you like this po...

5 years ago

Episode 57: "How Do Woodpeckers Do Love?"

Topics include: Denis is the late night boy, Josh has a cool/pervert feeling, Josh leaves an offering, Woodpecker talk, Sweat management, and talkin’ bout current events turns into straight nonsense. ******************************************** Do you l...

5 years ago

Episode 56: "James James F***ing Nimrod"

Topics include: Josh reports on a new series of targeted ads, Josh's sensitive guts, Dr. Beans/Baretta, discussion of the word "Nimrod", Fezzik's first vet visit, Denis's tremors, fairie offering update, Denis thinks he's going deaf, and Denis cites Luda...

5 years ago

Episode 55: "You've Been the Toad All Along"

Topics include: Dumb brain jukebox, Josh has snow madness, TOADS, We’re writing a book, and another installment of Streets of Philadelphia Cane Toads: An Unnatural History ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tell a...

5 years ago

Episode 54: "If This Brownie Hears You Talking Sh*t Things Are Gonna Get Worse Here"/ Above Majestic Review

Topics include: Denis sees a hypnotherapist [skit], Denis had night coffee and Josh had chocolate, Josh discusses going to Podcon 2, Cumtown report, Denis wonders about a possible hidden meaning behind an old mixtape by means of a Sugarcubes song, Josh d...

5 years ago

Episode 53: "An Argument For A Hornier Podcast"

Topics include: We need a tagline, Denis is definitely passive aggressive, Josh argues for a hornier show, Denis writes bad notes, Josh will be at PodCon (as a paid attendee) ******************************************** Do you like this podcast? Then tel...